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Practising the Modules by Barry Silverberg

PRACTICE

TIL YOU

PUKE

YET ANOTHER SERIES OF MODULE PRACTICE BOOKLETS
FILLED WITH

UNSEENS UP THE WAZOO

(YOU CAN USE THEM FOR TESTING FOR ABOUT 3 DAYS,
TIL THE PUPILS GET AHOLD OF THE ANSWERS
FROM THEIR PRIVATE TEACHERS)

WRITTEN BY: THE INVISIBLE MAN

EDUCATIONAL ADVISORS:

THE MAN WHO WASN'T THERE with BARRY SILVERBERG

PUBLISHED BY THE UNSEEN UNIVERSITY PRESS

UNSEEN PRACTICE WITH UNHEARD OF TOPICS CHAPTER SEVEN

MORE HELP FOR THE DISABLED

Life wasn't easy for six year old Anna B Hibbak. She hated to go to school. Anna wanted to jump up and run around the classroom . The teacher always told her to be quiet, to sit down , to put her clothes back on and stop scratching . She soon became the problem pupil of the class.

Like many children, Anna has AD/HD. It is very hard for her to sit and learn all day. At first her parents gave her Ritalin. Ritalin is a drug that helps many pupils with AD/HD. But it didn't help Anna at all. Then a doctor asked, why not try a sloth?

Sloths come from South America, where they spend their days hanging from trees doing nothing. By evening, they are very tired and they go to sleep for the night. They wake up in the morning, but go back to sleep again, wiped out from the effort of waking up. It takes six months to train a sloth, and another 3 months for the sloth to get used to its new owner, and three years salary to pay for it.

The sloth hangs on to the pupil. They go every where together. The sloth hangs from the pupil's neck. It hangs on the pupil's every word. The pupil can't go so fast any more. In fact, he's happy to sit down after the long walk from the school bus to the seat in the classroom. Jumping up and down in English lessons isn't so much fun either. Anna is very happy. "I'm very happy," she says. And her grades have gotten better, too.

In next weeks issue, we will present another report: Duck Billed Platypussies offer new leash on life to women with Aspergers Syndrome.

QUESTION 1: COMPLETE THE FOLLOWING TABLE:

IF YOU WANT THESE BOOKS FOR YOUR CLASS, PUT SOME MONEY IN A BAG, CLOSE THE BACK TIGHT, AND SEND IT TO: UNSEEN PRACTICE AT UNHEARD OF PRICES, RA'NA'NA'NA'NA.

AND, WHILE YOU'RE AT IT , GET THESE OTHER SERIES OF UNSEEN BOOKS:

  • UNSEEN BAGRUT PRACTICE
  • PRACTICE BAGRUT UNSEENS
  • BAGRUT PRACTICE UNSEENS
  • UNBAG ROOTICE PRACSSEEN
  • HAVE YOU PRACTICED AN UNSEEN LATELY?
  • HERE! PRACTICE ONE OF MINE
  • BAGRUT UNSEENS? BETTER THAN SEX!
  • STILL A WHOLE LOT OF UNSEENS
  • EVEN MORE THAN YOU COULD IMAGINE UNSEENS FOR THE BAGRUT
  • UNSEENS TO FRESHEN YOUR BREATH
  • FIFTY THOUSAND MODULAR UNSEENS AT YOUR FINGERTIPS
  • I WAS A 40 POUND WEAKLING; BULLIES USED TO KICK OXFORD DICTIONARIES IN MY FACE AT THE BEACH UNTIL I PRACTICED MY UNSEENS
  • PRACTICE TIL YOU PUKE


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