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Marriage - Quotes
  • A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin

  • As to marriage or celibacy, let a man take the course he will. He will be sure to repent. - Socrates

  • My wife and I tried to breakfast together, but we had to stop or our marriage would have been wrecked. - Winston Churchill

  • Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

  • When people get married because they think it's a long- time love affair, they'll be divorced very soon, because all love affairs end in disappointment. But marriage is a recognition of a spiritual identity. - Joseph Campbell

  • When you make the sacrifice in marriage, you're sacrificing not to each other but to unity in a relationship. - Joseph Campbell

  • "I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career." -- Gloria Steinhem

  • "Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry." -- Gloria Steinhem

  • Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. (Anonymous)

  • Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. (Anonymous)

  • If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. (Anonymous)

  • Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink. --Lady Astor to Winston Churchill Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it. --His reply

  • I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again. (Noel Coward, 1956)

  • "Men marry women with the hope they will never change. "Women marry men with the hope they will change. "Invaribly they are both disappointed." (Albert Einstein)

  • After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. (Hemant Joshi)

  • A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished. (Zsa Zsa Gabor)

  • Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same. -- Oscar Wilde

  • Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

  • I have never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night.

  • "In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker." - Woody Allen

  • "The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman." - S. T. Coleridge

  • "Love is blind, marriage is the eye-opener." - Pauline Thomason

  • "By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher." - Socrates

  • "I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury." - Groucho Marx

  • "My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe." - Jimmy Durante

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