Spelling - Quotes
- "My spelling is Wobbly. It's good spelling but it Wobbles, and the letters get in the wrong places." -- A. A. Milne
- "It's a damn poor mind that can think of only one way to spell a word!" -- Andrew Jackson
- "Correct spelling, indeed, is one of the arts that are far more esteemed by schoolma'ams than by practical men, neck-deep in the heat and agony of the world." -- Henry Louis Mencken, The American Language
- "I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way." -- Mark Twain
- I have a spelling checker
It came with my PC
It plainly marks for my revue
Mistakes I cannot sea
I've run this poem threw it
I'm sure your please to no,
It's letter perfect in it's weigh
My checker tolled me sew
- "A kiss can be a comma, a question mark or an exclamation point.
That's the basic spelling that every woman ought to know."
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